Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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We all dream we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
Quote #9837
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but...
Quote #11913
Let your life be a counter friction to stop the machine.
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #33616
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...