Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #32752
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
Quote #13509
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Quote #7501
How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but...
Quote #4964
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
Quote #30388
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
Quote #29835
To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
Quote #2287
Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.
Quote #18248
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #1645
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.