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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...
Quote #25431
Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #18964
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
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Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
Quote #10578
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...