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Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
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Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #21427
As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
Quote #24770
Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the...