Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #17128
The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in...
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #3699
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage...
Quote #8474
Cleave to no faith when faith brings blood.
Quote #19302
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
Quote #163
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
Quote #17485
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Quote #27982
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private...