Quote #23887
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #23856
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #2253
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #24777
An intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #3212
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists –...
Quote #1551
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...