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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
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The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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Art is one of the means whereby man seeks to redeem a life which...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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An act of terrorism totally outside the bounds of international law and diplomatic tradition....
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There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the...
Quote #7564
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.