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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot,...
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Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility never an opportunity.
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
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He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #28010
Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.