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It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of...
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The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one...
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is...
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed...
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God gives, but man must open his hand.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...