Quote #6335
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely...
Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
Quote #9510
A certain amount of danger is essential to the quality of life.
Quote #23219
The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
Quote #32961
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #20958
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...