Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #10785
As you enter positions of trust and power, dream a little before you speak.
Quote #17004
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...
Quote #1862
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote #21287
Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something...
Quote #25685
A politician thinks of the next election a statesman, of the next generation.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #3881
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Quote #6851
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad...