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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you’re going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my...
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Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
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The only joy in the world is to begin.
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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
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We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
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Most powerful is he who has himself in his power.
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I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
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The Negro says, ‘Now.’ Others say, ‘Never.’ The voice of responsible Americans … says,...
Quote #8919
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...