Quote #10768
Minds are like parachutes…they only function when they are open.
Quote #1825
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #32850
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Quote #13265
If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other...
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #12068
I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #11206
Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.)
Quote #3327
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...