Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
Quote #26332
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
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War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #5799
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
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It is not the young people that degenerate they are not spoiled till those...
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
Quote #21290
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...