Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #5895
The ideal life is in our blood and never will be still. Sad will...
Quote #10266
Their plans were improved with the best advice.
Quote #28984
Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness — happiness is a sort of...
Quote #20490
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #18791
Coming generations will learn equality from poverty, and love from woes.
Quote #2659
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.