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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
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And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
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No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear.
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Envy will merit, as its shade, pursue, But, like the shadow, proves the substance...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...