Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #5018
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #5177
There is no substitute for hard work.
Quote #25924
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #26560
Flow with whatever is happening and let your mind be free. Stay centered by...
Quote #32831
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
Quote #25128
How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #27973
Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others...