Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #10086
No man is defeated without until he is defeated within.
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Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make...
Quote #17521
There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #23086
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Quote #33497
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself,...
Quote #25173
No vision and you perish No Ideal, and you’re lost Your heart must ever...
Quote #19851
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #23062
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...