Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #7811
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
Quote #15813
Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #3729
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange...
Quote #26497
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do...
Quote #4023
For what are posessions but things we guard for fear we might need them...
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #32084
One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention...
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...