Quote #24610
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #26566
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #3498
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Quote #14482
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #19336
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
Quote #19911
Carter Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy You can do that...
Quote #23711
Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...