Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #21590
What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #23955
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
Quote #9520
He who falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
Quote #18719
If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #2781
“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
Quote #19454
A really great man is known by three signs… generosity in the design, humanity...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...