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A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
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A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
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When two quarrel, both are to blame.
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
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America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn’t afraid of...
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We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
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As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...