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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
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Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be...
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.
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One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...