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You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.
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At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
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People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
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Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
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Of course we all have our limits, but how can you possibly find your...