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Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
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The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those...
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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
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Beauty is not defined by the masses but by the opinion of the individual.
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Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our...
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Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.