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The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
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“There are certainly moments,” said Chad, “when you seem to me too good to...
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If you want to get along, go along.
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows...
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #27318
When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.