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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
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Let’s have some new cliches.
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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but...
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...