Quote #12086
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #25234
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #30340
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes...
Quote #22270
The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #21297
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
Quote #27984
Anthropologists are a connecting link between poets and scientists though their field-work among primitive...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #12789
Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.