Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #2129
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
Quote #13145
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #5517
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
Quote #25208
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful...
Quote #23796
Great ideas originate in the muscles.
Quote #2469
I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to...
Quote #32752
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...