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Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
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I haven’t, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services...
Quote #27218
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #13856
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to...
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #23956
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...