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You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
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What a fearful object a long-neglected duty gets to be
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If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
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Never regard study as a duty but as an enviable opportunity to learn to...
Quote #20402
I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...