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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
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When there is no peril in the fight, there is no glory in the...
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
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Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X,...
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When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
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Moderation in all things.
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that almost certainly...
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The comfort of having a friend may be taken away, but not that of...
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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.