Quote #13289
Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #6218
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other...
Quote #32028
Can I ever know you Or you know me
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #13004
Change is good, but dollars are better.
Quote #2841
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...