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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
Quote #16115
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #30900
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #26912
May you always live in interesting times.
Quote #24702
You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
Quote #12718
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
Quote #25890
Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...