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He who comes first, eats first.
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The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it...
Quote #17776
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Quote #31492
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
Quote #17960
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.