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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are...
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I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist...
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Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time...
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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the...
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself.