Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...
Quote #8443
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad.
Quote #32219
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #11966
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up...
Quote #285
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #28685
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
Quote #24733
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.