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All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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War can only be abolished by war, and in order to get rid of...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know.
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When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of...
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Just because you love someone doesn?t mean you have to be involved with them....