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Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most...
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All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
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Laughter is an instant vacation
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words.
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No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world...
Quote #2579
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...