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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
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We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in...
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Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
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History is more or less bunk.
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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The sands are number’d that make up my life.