Quote #9219
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #33025
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
Quote #7349
A contented mind is the best source for trouble.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #1627
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #6410
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Quote #28338
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #5093
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
Quote #7626
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities...