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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #2445
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #24629
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #5170
Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds...
Quote #13471
In all things there are three choices: Yes, No & no choice, except in...
Quote #16751
I’m not a teacher only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #21111
Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
Quote #12700
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...