Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #16335
Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental improvement they lose by their inveterate...
Quote #17696
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
Quote #29586
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #15706
It is the great privilege of poverty to be happy and yet unenvied, to...
Quote #31150
Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes.
Quote #30180
You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose,...