Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #2259
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
Quote #26751
I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #2697
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...
Quote #25129
Think on this doctrine,–that reasoning beings were created for one another’s sake that to...
Quote #2824
I hate quotations.
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #9938
We are what we love, not what loves us.