Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played...
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
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I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery...
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We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we...
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the...
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #8869
You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.