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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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Years and sins are always more than owned.
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Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things,...
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Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn...
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
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Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...