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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how...
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
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A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a...
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If you have a body, you are an athlete.
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.