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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
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Life is too long not to be happy.
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the...
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Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...