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Go ahead, make my day.
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The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
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The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
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Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
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To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...