Quote #27950
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #4099
Once in a while you get shown the light in the stangest of places...
Quote #16445
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #34563
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #26643
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
Quote #9696
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
Quote #25060
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...